Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

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Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby Epsilon104 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:50 pm

As a result of the hype for Neptunia V, its 3 new spin offs and my boredom (and how no one has done this for neptunia) I say we play this old game. the rules are simple, one must grant the wish from the poster above them and corrupt it and then make their own wish. example:
I wish for a valve-chan to be in the next main neptunia game.
granted, but she will be a half naked Gabe Newell.
I wish for Vert to be Noire's love interest in the new Noire game
And so on. Now for the starting wish,
I wish that suddenly Tamsoft and Tsunako announce that the neptunia idol pp game is actually not a singing/music game at all, Its actually a Wrestle angels like game(with all characters, even RED), but instead of using spirtes they're using 3D models (hence why Tamsoft is in it), and you can chose is a goddess is in HDD form or not.
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby Wdog-999 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:54 pm

Except that Iris Heart is ridiculously OP, ruining the game for all except he trophy hunters.

I wish that the new Noire game is a platformer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby TheFallenKnight » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:08 pm

Granted, but it will cost 599 US Dollars. :twisted: (shot)

I wish RED came back.
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby Wdog-999 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:17 pm

Except she came back as a zombie, and not one of those cute zombies, either. I mean her body is decaying horrendously and her bones are bent in every which way, giving her quite the noticable limp.

I wish that Nepgear was real.
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby Epsilon104 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:27 pm

granted but realises neptunes not real, nor is all of gameindustri, and that her whole life is a lie. she then goes insane and kills you for making her real
I wish Tekken-chan comes outs everywhere outside of japan around 2 weeks after her japanese release
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby Nicolas Crossworth » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:30 pm

Ninja edit: Granted, However the price is too damn high!

I wish I knew how Sharicites are made!
Narrator wrote:Firmly grasping her limp arm, she steadied her breath and counted to three. She just had to pull hard, right? It wasn’t like she needed to be a professional to—
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby Wdog-999 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:05 pm

Turns out they're made from people.

I wish that there was an Apple-chan.
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby Prinny Overlord » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:13 pm

Granted, but you must pay $0.99 for each skill.

I wish that there was a better way to eat a Reeses.
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I wish there was some sort of shape-shifting Character who could temporarily turn into certain enemies.
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby Wdog-999 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:15 pm

And while she's an enemy, she'll start attacking you instead of the enemy.

I wish that Tsunako drew a picture of Noire in which we can see Noire's nipples. :3
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby vampko » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:30 pm

Okay, she does, but then it is destroyed by a stray spark immediately after it's finished

I wish that Compile Heart turned Uni into a catgirl for an entire game
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby vertical09 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:12 pm

Granted, she's 100 feet tall and resembles Godzilla

I wish Pururut could meet up with her alternate self.
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby Wdog-999 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:18 pm

Which causes her to have clinical depression because her alternate self is a hobo living off of money she makes by [censored by Wdog for your sanity].

I wish that Sonic is a character in the next mainline Neptunia game.
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby vampko » Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:29 pm

A character that has a split-second cameo

I wish that all the CPUs of Neptune were turned into lolis
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby Wdog-999 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:38 pm

The US government then mistakes Neptunia for child porn and bans it.

I wish there was a mainline Neptunia game where Sonic and Neptune are the main characters with both being playable.
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby Nepdood » Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:42 pm

Sonic only has a two minutes of playtime.

I wish that I can be best friends with the CPUs.
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