Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby Lan-kun » Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:52 pm

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Lan-kun wrote: I wish I could play with Rom, Ram, and Peashy.


Granted but due to a huge misunderstanding Blanc goes HDD, beats you up and then violently dunks you into the nearest trashcan. (Feel free to visit it any time)


YIS.

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I wish all CPUs could turn into their own vehicles.


Granted.
Nep's a Big Wheel, Noire's a Unicycle (eh? *Nowa'd*), Blanc's a rotten wood kart, Vert's a HOG... Hm, should I go on?

I wish for a hug.
...from Nepgear. :D
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby FireDatPrinneh » Thu Dec 03, 2015 4:58 pm

Granted, Nepgear hugs you, but she then never lets you go even when you have to go to pee or bath. She'll hold on to you like hard glue. Forever. And you won't be able to love another girl as she'll become yandere for you and kill any approaching girl... except Neptune, that is.

I wish Neptune would gain the Neptrix to gain the power to transform into many Nep-mons.
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Nep 10 anyone?

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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby Lan-kun » Thu Dec 03, 2015 5:44 pm

FireDatPrinneh wrote:Granted, Nepgear hugs you, but she then never lets you go even when you have to go to pee or bath. She'll hold on to you like hard glue. Forever. And you won't be able to love another girl as she'll become yandere for you and kill any approaching girl... except Neptune, that is.


If it means Nepgear's lady pecs are squishing against me 24/7, I think I could bear with that.

FireDatPrinneh wrote:I wish Neptune would gain the Neptrix to gain the power to transform into many Nep-mons.
Spoiler:
Nep 10 anyone?


Granted.
...Then she decided to fiddle with the Neptrix's Goddess Command and is now forever a Nepukarp.
Spoiler:
Oh, her fiddling also happened to have disabled the Ultra Evolution setting, sooooo... No Neppydos or Hyper Neppydos for you.
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In a dark, damp place known as the mind...

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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby FireDatPrinneh » Thu Dec 03, 2015 6:36 pm

Lan-kun wrote:
FireDatPrinneh wrote:Granted, Nepgear hugs you, but she then never lets you go even when you have to go to pee or bath. She'll hold on to you like hard glue. Forever. And you won't be able to love another girl as she'll become yandere for you and kill any approaching girl... except Neptune, that is.


If it means Nepgear's lady pecs are squishing against me 24/7, I think I could bear with that.

FireDatPrinneh wrote:I wish Neptune would gain the Neptrix to gain the power to transform into many Nep-mons.
Spoiler:
Nep 10 anyone?


Granted.
...Then she decided to fiddle with the Neptrix's Goddess Command and is now forever a Nepukarp.
Spoiler:
Oh, her fiddling also happened to have disabled the Ultra Evolution setting, sooooo... No Neppydos or Hyper Neppydos for you.

ERROR 404 : WISH NOT FOUND

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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby Lan-kun » Thu Dec 03, 2015 6:52 pm

Ah, crup! Ctrl+Z! Ctrl+Z!! Ctrl+Z!!!

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I wish Papyrus and Neptune decided to have a pun battle (pun not intended).
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby TheMaskedBoss » Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:37 am

Lan-kun wrote: I wish Papyrus and Neptune decided to have a pun battle (pun not intended).


Granted. After a few puns Neptune realizes making jokes with a thick piece of paper that has a bunch of puns written in Comic Sans isn't very fun.

I wish there was a CPU Beach Volleyball game based on the R-18 island with all the jiggle physics of the DOAX series included... but including the censoring light shafts.
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby Lan-kun » Fri Dec 04, 2015 6:07 am

Floop, I don't think I want to corrupt this wish...
Meh, nvm.

Granted.
It's a straight ripoff of the DOAX (they even just switched the heads of DOA girls with those of Neptunia!) games, except with more horrendous graphics and erratic controls.
Happy playing!

I wish for a Pokemon/Neptunia crossover!
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby kuletxcore » Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:18 pm

GRANTED. but it is based on the shittiest pokemon game ever made.

I wish that Neptunia racing game that utilizes the Lilly rank system by bonding the maker drivers with the CPU/Candidate cars.

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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby TheMaskedBoss » Sun Feb 07, 2016 2:32 pm

kuletxcore wrote: I wish that Neptunia racing game that utilizes the Lilly rank system by bonding the maker drivers with the CPU/Candidate cars.


Granted but the higher the lily rank make the drivers/cars get nervous, causing both to perform considerably worse than they would have.

I wish the Drama CD's or little figures that came with the Japanese limited editions came with the US limited editions as well.
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby kuletxcore » Thu May 26, 2016 11:50 pm

TheMaskedBoss wrote:
I wish the Drama CD's or little figures that came with the Japanese limited editions came with the US limited editions as well.

granted, but it's crap.

i wish that there's special Asia-exclusive DLC...

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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby TheMaskedBoss » Fri May 27, 2016 12:02 am

kuletxcore wrote:
TheMaskedBoss wrote:
I wish the Drama CD's or little figures that came with the Japanese limited editions came with the US limited editions as well.

granted, but it's crap.

i wish that there's special Asia-exclusive DLC...


Granted
There already is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NpGFojFY94
(Your wish was already so bad I couldn't corrupt it more than telling you that it already came true)

I wish all the Nep merchandise in JP was brought over to the US
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby Draxzelex » Mon May 30, 2016 6:55 pm

Granted but they get heavily censored to the point that everything turns into a pink box

I wish there was a Neptunia meme that spread all over the Internet
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby Porecomesis » Sat Sep 03, 2016 7:04 pm

Draxzelex wrote:Granted but they get heavily censored to the point that everything turns into a pink box

I wish there was a Neptunia meme that spread all over the Internet

Granted. The meme spreads way too far, though. Every texture is the meme. Every font colour is the meme. Every colour is the meme. The Internet is meme. Eyes bleed all over the world. The visual coherence is nonexistant. It is ugly as hell. Even the code is the meme.

I wish the Candidates were removed from the series.

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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby Lan-kun » Sat Sep 03, 2016 8:18 pm

Granted.
However, since the majority of the fanbase happens to support Gear x Uni and likes pairing themselves (since Most Writers and Self-Inserts Are Male in the NepFic community) with these two when the goddesses aren't in the equation, the planet is subjected to an unstoppable riot fueld by worlwide fan rage and everything falls into anarchy. Soon after however, the Nep fanbase takes over control as the leading world power and starts abusing their new position, allowing things like harems, lesbian marriage, and ince-

--cough--

...Okay, that's enough of that joke. :v

I wish we have a Maker-centric spinoff series! Preferably one that goes like this: One game = one Maker as the main character.
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Re: Corrupt a wish, the Neptunia edition!

Postby FireDatPrinneh » Sun Sep 04, 2016 7:29 pm

Granted, it's a "interactive" virtual waifu app that forces you to pay $5 a day to have the Maker of your choice to be in there, otherwise it'll just be an an alarm clock app without the Maker alarm clock feature.

I wish for a Neptunia fighting game that features the Makers only.


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