Koopa's Extraordinary Chronicles from Re;Birth 1

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Koopa's Extraordinary Chronicles from Re;Birth 1

Postby KoopaTroopinski » Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:32 pm

So, after making this little story in the Re;Birth 1 thread, I felt compelled to make more of them later, just for fun. However, I didn't want to bombard the thread with them and derail it, so I created this separate thread to post my shenanigans.

Keep in mind that although these stories can get very silly and contain silly pictures, they are based off of actual things that actually happened to me while actually playing an actual copy of Re;Birth 1 on my actual PS Vita. I might even throw in some Victory stuff if I ever feel masochistic enough to revisit that game.

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Deal With It

>Revisit old dungeon because I'm stupid and missed something that was right there
>try to use Symbol Attack on a monster that's hugging Giant Dragon #420 or something
>hit Giant Dragon #420 instead
>battle ensues
>Neptune goes first and calls me an idiot for hitting the wrong enemy
>immediately switch her with Noire
>Vert and Marvelous block because they can't handle Noire's sudden girth
>Giant Dragon #420 attempts to tickle Vert
>not even slightly amused
>Noire's turn
>activate Hard Drive Divinity because I can
>use Infinite Slash also because I can
>massive animal abuse, someone call PETA
>Ultra Combo Finish like a boss
>Black Heart: "Did I go too hard on you? Well, too bad."
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True story.
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Re: Koopa's Extraordinary Chronicles from Re;Birth 1

Postby NoireRulz » Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:51 pm

This sounds to be actually pretty promising....looking forward to hearing more

KoopaTroopinski wrote:>hit Giant Dragon #420 instead


That name makes actual sense considering how many copies of dragons actually exist.
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Re: Koopa's Extraordinary Chronicles from Re;Birth 1

Postby KoopaTroopinski » Thu Sep 11, 2014 6:35 pm

Vs. Undisputed God's Peon Part 1: The Bug

>go on a Risky Monster hunting spree to fill out the Nepedia
>stop by [insert dungeon name here] (I forgot the name, sorry :?)
>fight the regular fodder to build up the EXE Gauge to 4
>find the Risky Monster (Undisputed God's Peon), who's a tiny bunny thing
>save game just in case
>Marvy thinks she can jump over the bunny
>she clears it no problem, but the battle ensues anyway
>what is physics?
>Noire and Vert transform and work on depleting its guard
>Marvelous attempts to button up her shirt
>succeeds but the buttons fly off and almost hit Black Heart
>Green Heart knows that feel
>Marvelous gets upset and takes her anger out on the bunny
>bunny unleashes girth and destroys Green Heart's internal organs
>"Oh. How inconvenient," Green Heart says as she spews out blood
>Black Heart intensifies her assault
>Marvelous tries to tag Compa in because futomaki cannot heal a collapsed lung
>selecting "Switch" does nothing
>mashing the square button also does nothing
>friendship is dead
>rage intensifies
>this is your fault IF, fix my goddamn Nep simulator
>Iffy: "How is this my fault? Besides, this bug is rare and—"
>FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
>Iffy: "Calm down, I'm working on it! This kind of stuff takes time!"
>fix Peashygear too, you stupid palm tree
>IF: "SHUT UP!!"
>continue fight regardless
>fight is hopeless as most of the time is spent reviving and not outdamaging the fuzzball's healing
>Undisputed God's Peon decides to go twice while Vert is down.
>everyone died
>bunnies now rule the world
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>turn off game
>eat dinner
>tastes like failure

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Re: Koopa's Extraordinary Chronicles from Re;Birth 1

Postby Prinny Overlord » Thu Sep 11, 2014 6:51 pm

"Chou-Chou sama! Meti tine!"

I no doubt have spelt that wrong. :lol:
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Re: Koopa's Extraordinary Chronicles from Re;Birth 1

Postby NoireRulz » Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:48 pm

I guess you could say that
*puts on shades*
was a very buggy bunny

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Sorry, had to :lol:
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Re: Koopa's Extraordinary Chronicles from Re;Birth 1

Postby KoopaTroopinski » Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:10 pm

NoireRulz wrote:I guess you could say that
*puts on shades*
was a very buggy bunny

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Sorry, had to :lol:

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Re: Koopa's Extraordinary Chronicles from Re;Birth 1

Postby DragonKingKaiser » Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:19 pm

Nice little thread you got here.
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Re: Koopa's Extraordinary Chronicles from Re;Birth 1

Postby KoopaTroopinski » Wed Sep 17, 2014 4:53 pm

Vs. Undisputed God's Peon Part 2: The Item Drop

>restart Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1
>load the save file I made before I got destroyed by a little bunny
>if I can plan that far ahead, why can't I win a game of chess, dammit?
>rematch Bugs Bunny's evil child
>Vert and Noire transform into their HDD forms
>Marvelous doesn't because she's a scrub
>fighting is just as intense as before
>bunny is ignoring Black Heart most of the time
>it must be racist
>heavily damaged Green Heart attempts to switch with Blanc
>Switching works perfectly fine now
>good job IF, have a cookie
>IF: "Yay...I-I-I mean, don't treat me like a kid!"
>Marvelous attempts to use futomaki like gauze bandages
>successfully heals herself
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>didn't even matter because bunny whacks her back down to critical health
>Marvelous gives up and switches with Compa
>Blanc transforms to White Heart and joins Black Heart in breaking down its guard
>Compa hangs back to heal them both and build up her Ubercharge
>wounded Undisputed God's Peon attacks White Heart
>it can't break through her abs of steel
>walks around to kill the medic
>it can't break through Compa's abs of steel
>Compa shows off her muscles to taunt it more
>Compa: "Do you even desu, bro?"
>bunny's reaction:
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>bunny's guard is now almost gone
>White Heart unleashes Hard Break to break its hard guard and hard break its ears
>Compa unleashes a Desu Hadoken and brings it to about 20% health
>Black Heart goes with the flow and does Neptune Break...I mean Infinite Slash.
>Undisputed God's Peon collapes and dies
>Revenge tastes like sweet pecan pies
>I bet you didn't think I'd make some rhymes
>bunny drops a Large Medal
>refuses to give me its secondary drop
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>repeat above scenario four goddamn times
>finally gives me cat ears for Purple Heart
>Purple Heart puts them on
>she's very happy
>I'm very not

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Re: Koopa's Extraordinary Chronicles from Re;Birth 1

Postby Prinny Overlord » Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:12 pm

KoopaTroopinski wrote:>I'm very not


Are you full of...Despair?
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