Added. *SCENE INCOMING*
Oh wait... wrong thread.
Welcome, lopez, my dear boy! Welcome to Koko-chan's harem! Here, you'll find everything you need to be tortur--I mean absolutely pampered!
Perhaps Koko-chan will even provide to you some of our special services! Oh, and there's the process of initiation and your inauguration into the harem. You'll just need to sell your soul to u-- I mean sign right here!
Good, thank you! Now if you'll just follow raspy-san and Tiko-sama, they'll get you to where you need to be...