1. So who DOES get healing then?
you have some bad luck right there
Mages are the only class (to my knowledge) that have healing/curing spells. That's the basic magic class that you can start out with. No clue why the more advanced magic class can't heal, but you just have to deal with it I guess.
...Yeah. I have no idea what happened. All of sudden the Warrior pawn I hired says "I am drenched!" and I'm just like "Okay, whatever." Being drenched is a condition that just impedes movement I think due to the water's added weight. I had no reason to be concerned until it said my hired pawn was forfeit. Then I was like "What in the actual fuck?"
Now I have to spend another 22k+ RCs if I want to rehire him.